I am thinking we need to print up a few billion dollars to develop a vaccine for this as soon as possible. The circle circle dot dot method has been used until recent times, but we must develop a broader spectrum of drugs to battle this childhood pandemic.



I know I don't normally post about this type of medical issue, but I feel the need to not make matters worse.

Too much cuteness!

Doesn't translate across the water! We have nothing comparable to cooties, except maybe lurgy but it's not as widespread and isn't confined to kids.

Jed, living with cooties can be a hassle. When you have a cooties outbreak, it can feel like it takes days out of your life. There is hope you can learn how to still enjoy an active life with cooties. COOTREX, the only once-daily medicine that can help reduce the number of your cootie outbreaks.

You may also have questions about spreading cooties to a partner. You’ll also learn how taking once-daily COOTREX, along with safer practices, can reduce the risk of spreading cooties. COOTREX is the only medication proven to prevent spreading cooties to a partner. It is not known if COOTREX reduces the risk of spreading cooties in same sex couples.

As you learn more about cooties and COOTREX, you’ll realize that you can still enjoy an active life and take charge.

BG