Thursday, March 01, 2007

Hybrid Jedmobile

I am sitting here wondering if I could have taken the Hybrid car deduction on my old Dodge (noun and verb), since I have to push it as often as it uses gas. Much of the time I am burning lots of corn, beans, rice, oats and cheap chicken parts while I push and pull the beast around.

Someone must ask these important questions to not make matters worse.
:: posted by Tennessee Jed, 9:23 PM

5 Comments:

now that is one of the funniest takes on hybrid i have yet red! ye made me laff, sir, and that dont make nuthin no wurser!
Blogger buddy don, at 12:42 PM  
Do it chum, fuck the taxman.
Blogger krusty the baker, at 2:54 PM  
That headlight looks like it has a florescent lamp in it to me.
Blogger Anne Johnson, at 5:18 PM  
Glad I made you laugh bd!

Krusty, the bad thing is the taxman fucks back real hard! Like this girl I know after her first time of trying L.S.D. said, "its like fucking the Devil".

Anne, the one on the house is florescent for sure. The Utility board ain't figured a way to charge us for car lamps yet.

Thanks y'all for visiting the Jed!
Blogger Tennessee Jed, at 7:37 PM  
TJ - After reading the description of your diet, I think yosu could probably run it on methane!
Blogger greatwhitebear, at 10:58 PM  

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