Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Purple Dick

(That will get me some porn traffic)

I really get down in the winter.
The sun seems so far away this close to the solstice.
I miss the sun in my marrow.

The sun will come back.
Success will come back.

“I am as mean as ever”, I tell my kids. They say, “You are not mean dad”. They don’t know that I am referring to the median or average. I miss my children. I feel as if I failed them.

Justice has a price tag, you get as much as you can pay for in family court, just like all the other courts of my day.

I know, I know just shut up and send your money you self-pitying deadbeat dad.
“It don’t leave me enough to survive”, I say.
“Be a man and live up to your commitments”, they say.
“Manipulate and condescend me more”, I retort.

In the nativity set my eye always finds Joseph who don’t have a statue in the churchyard crying blood. He must have had the faith of ten thousand Pat Robertson types. Mary never sued for child support or manipulated God for 32% of his gross pre-tax income equating to 50% of his take home.

I know I know I am a privileged white man. I have oppressed women, kept slaves and killed natives for land. I don’t remember it, but I did, just ask everyone they would set you straight. I must have spent the bounty in my sleep last night.

I am the same color as Dick Cheney…dag-nabb-it!

So now I am a dick colored, self-pitying, deadbeat dad…mean as ever.

Did I mention winter gets me down?
:: posted by Tennessee Jed, 9:10 PM


i am prayin fer a beeyootifull sunrise fer ye, jed. seems lack the child support laws are drackonian whar ye are. in new york, tiz 17% of gross incum of the father, witch thats tuff a nuff.

heres hopin yer able to breath agin soon n that ye dont stay purpull fer ever!

nice job on branging a lil color to mr cheneys face. he looks almost lifelike fer a change.
Blogger buddy don, at 4:30 AM  
I have more than enough sunshine here in Florida, if only I could send a boat load of rays your way. Hell, I don't even like chronic sunshine. I feel much better and happiest when the clouds are masking the heat of the sun and the weather is cold and the earth is dark. But then again I don't have someone taking half my wages. It just doesn't seem fair.

I hope the sun will return to your marrow and the color purple will fade.
Blogger red molly, at 7:36 AM  
With what you pay, you should have joint custody,, it's not fair, I understand your sad days. The courts don't respect the rights of good fathers like you b/c of the crappy ones like my Dad.
But don't ever compare yourself to that Satan guy.
Blogger Julie, at 9:33 PM  
Julie siad it perfect!

btw, very creative way to get blog traffic. Wish I'da thought of that!
Blogger greatwhitebear, at 11:17 AM  

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