Monday, November 28, 2005
Bloody Mary Chunky Monday
If this is real blood the statue in California is crying I hope someone test it for HIV, DnA and drugs. If it is a sign from God then we could look to the Supreme Court building today where a basketball sized chunk fell off the front.
In the mean time I am working on an idea for a grilled cheese machine that cooks the Virgin Mary on one side and Jesus on the other. I may even work on the Old Testament series like Moses and the burnning bush, while not making matters worse.
:: posted by Tennessee Jed, 2:22 PM
4 Comments:
How 'bout Elvis on one side and Andy Kaufman on the other?
A grilled jheesus machine?
Boy...I hope everyone remembers the ebay grilled cheese with the Virgin Mary face that sold for thousands of dollars a few months back. I had better link to it somehow. I always thought it looked more like May West, (come up and see me sometime)
Thanks for coming by and checking on Jed!
Thanks for coming by and checking on Jed!
Speaking of Mae West, this is my favorite line from her -
"I'm the kind of woman who works at Paramount all day and Fox all night."
"I'm the kind of woman who works at Paramount all day and Fox all night."